A Tank In A BankA Tank In A Bank
By Beasert (not another Dr. Seusse)
In the quiet town of Bolsonskreet,
On the lane of Hickory Street,
There is a museum tall, wide, and proud.
When people walk by, they shout aloud,
This museum is the best there has been!
Theres no way that youve seen all to be seen!
That museum has paintings, and antiques that beam!
And rooms chock full of statues that gleam!
One day in the museum
On a fine afternoon,
A class had a field trip
Guided by Sir McBaboon.
It was nearing the end of the tour
When they started to learn about war.
Sir McBaboon said, This is where
Youll learn how people were killed without care.
There were planes of steel,
And live bombs, too,
But four boys thought the neatest of all
Was the great, big M-2.
The guide took the class
To see an F-6,
But those four little boys were planning some tricks.
Lets hijack the tank! Carl said with delight.
But we might get caught! James said, full of fr